imagine a different world.

Blue Line? Green Line? Red Line? Orange Line? Gray Line? Where is the White Line or Black Line or Fuchsia Line?!

Haaaaaarvard Yaaaaaard!

Wait, I think THIS is really Haaaaaarvard Yaaaaaard!

Hey wait, I think it says Lansdowne there on the bottom left. Hey wait, I live on Lansdowne…

Why are they advertising my home street?!?!

*light bulb appears over head* Oh I get it now, there is a Lansdowne Street in Boston! I think an important sport’s landmark is on this street…

Ugh.

Would this apply if I was REALLY old?

JetBlue is thanking me for not flying? Aren’t they an airline company?

Impotent Oyster? Do I really want to eat at a restaurant with that name?

Can’t I just buy it?

Where is CHOCOLATE Milk Street?

I think that is a typo. Chase Rd should actually read CHEESE Rd…

I think this one is pretty self-explanatory…