Great spam messages. Part II.

Read Part I here.

Again, please keep in mind your surroundings, as most of these messages are for sexual products or contain mature language.

From: media@get1percent.com
Subject: Please forward to department covering disabilities
Date: August 9, 2007 1:53:25 PM EDT
To: [deleted]

Hi Vincent Sorrentino here, I am looking for some help spreading the word about jobs for people with disabilities. We have a web based real estate company where anyone who can use a phone and a computer can make money. People can work from home in any city in America. My disabled friends tell me it can be hard to find work. But this is a real opportunity to make good money referring property. Our staff will go the extra mile for any disabled person who wants to join the team.

The company is [web site address deleted]. Take a look if you have questions or want to talk more about possibilities for disabled America… just give me a call at (248) 680-1600

Regards,
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From: wellings.bob@gmail.com
Subject: The world has changed since September 2001
Date: August 13, 2007 1:35:00 AM EDT
To: [deleted]

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From: fawziyya.dautrich@tidenssamling.dk
Subject: [SPAM] Hot pictures
Date: August 13, 2007 4:07:24 AM EDT
To: [deleted]
Reply-To: fawziyya.dautrich@tidenssamling.dk

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Subject: [SPAM] RE:
Date: August 13, 2007 2:42:22 PM EDT
To: [deleted]

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From: ufagolwm@my.hellmann.net
Subject: RE:
Date: August 10, 2007 3:17:41 AM EDT
To: [deleted]

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Subject: RE:
Date: August 14, 2007 11:28:22 AM EDT
To: [deleted]

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From: Aaron@hq.com
Subject: [SPAM] My boyfriend’s prick is too big for my mouth.
Date: August 15, 2007 8:23:49 AM EDT
To: [deleted]

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for 3 months and now my putz is excessively more than national.
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Norman Lamont, hearing of Schlesingers comments, is shocked.
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From: Danaka@bluesland.com
Subject: [SPAM] It was conspicuous far to sea both on the east and west and might have been entered as a sailing mark upon the chart.
Date: August 15, 2007 12:20:17 PM EDT
To: [deleted]

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From: Elvia@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
Subject: [SPAM] When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!
Date: August 18, 2007 12:00:56 PM EDT
To: [deleted]

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Well, now I sriek at them, because I took Me - ga - Di k
for 3 months and now my phallus is much more than average.
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From: peterkamara@spain-mail.net
Subject: YOUR ASSISTANT NEEDED
Date: August 18, 2007 12:11:32 PM EDT
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I write with a great motion to sincerely establish a mutual relationship/business with your company. Please, kindly permit me to share my problems with you. I must introduce myself I am Mr Peter G. KAMARA the son of Late Mr GOERGE KAMARA Who Died after He was Badly Tortured by the Security Agent of the present government of Republic of Sierra Leone President Ahmad Tejan Kabbah. For honouring the invitation to a dinner by the (ECOMOG) with his two colleagues, after the dinner they were arrested by the security agent of the present regime and was Accused of Trade diamond. My father was the former Special adviser to the ousted Head of State of Sierra Leone, Major Johnny Paul Koroma. I got your address and other details from the International Chamber of Commerce in South Africa. During the war between our forces led by the Ex-Head of State, Major Johnny Koroma and the West African Allied Forces (ECOMOG), my country relied heavily on foreign earnings generated from diamond trade. The former President personally kept this money then, Major Johnny Paul Koroma. Since our banking system had collapsed during the war.

At this point, the key officers of the administration started making frantic efforts on how to leave Sierra Leone safely thereby sharing the proceeds/money from this diamond trade. In view of the fact that my father was one of the Key officers of former administration then and an In-law to Major Paul Koroma, he succeeded in getting the sum of US$20 Million Dollars. They were Tortured and Detained for several hours after they were Released, we move to south Africa were we made arrangement and transferred the money through diplomatic means to Madrid Spain, where I am presently living in exile as an asylum seeker but unfortunately, my father died of heart attack after a few months of exile in South Africa and I’m only surviving son.

We deposited the money with a Security Company in Madrid, Spain as a Fami ly document for security reasons. When we see a trust worthy person who will assist us in transferring this money to his account outside Spain as the strict monetary laws here do not allow asylum seekers certain financial rights. I shall be most grateful if you can assist me accomplish this transaction and hoping too that you will remain trustworthy. for your efforts and assistance, I have agreed to give you 25% of the total sum while 15% will be set aside for all the expenses incurred in the course of this transaction the rest of the 60% will be for me investment in your country or all place I like. Please, note that I have made arrangements for a successful deal and every legal document is with our family lawyer here in Spain. If you are interested in assisting me, please contact me through my private email addresses: garub.akamara@yahoo.es thanking you.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Peter Garuba Kamara


From: biellagianluca.ronchi@arbella.com
Subject: [SPAM]
Date: August 17, 2007 9:24:05 PM EDT
To: [deleted]

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From: i569@nncfirm.ca
Subject: [SPAM]
Date: August 18, 2007 2:07:02 PM EDT
To: [deleted]

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From: jravago@cz.focusmr.com
Subject: [SPAM] Re:
Date: August 20, 2007 4:49:18 PM EDT
To: [deleted]

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From: “Reed Abraham”
Subject: [SPAM] RE: Complete the survey for a gift
Date: August 21, 2007 1:26:20 AM EDT
To: [deleted]

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From: jemcount@markas.com
Subject: [SPAM] Ladies will love you
Date: August 21, 2007 5:26:23 AM EDT
To: [deleted]

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From: Marshall@fuse.net
Subject: [SPAM] My boyfriend’s member keeps slipping out.
Date: August 21, 2007 8:41:56 PM EDT
To: [deleted]

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Well, now I whoop at them, because I took M_E GA D IK
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From: abdat@backyard-customs.com
Subject: [SPAM] Do you feel insecure about your penis size?
Date: August 22, 2007 7:51:18 AM EDT
To: [deleted]

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To: [deleted]
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